von Numenator » Mi 09 Okt, 2013 09:44
Merrie in India !!!
Here goes... The following is a telephonic exchange between Merrie & room-service in India ...
Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Merrie: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service."
Room Service: "Rye, Roon sirbees... morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen?"
Merrie: "Uh... Yes, I'd like to order bacon & eggs."
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
Merrie: " .......What?"
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
Merrie: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?"
Merrie: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
Merrie: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"
Merrie: "I.... Don't think so.."
RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes?"
Merrie: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."
RoomService: "Toes! Toes!... Why Uoo don wan toes?... Ow bow anglish moppin we botter?"
Merrie: "Oh, English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RoomService: "We botter?"
Merrie: "No, just put the botter on the side."
RoomService: "Wad?"
Merrie: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
RoomService: "Copy?"
Merrie: "Excuse me?"
Room Service: "Copy.. tea... meel?"
Merrie. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh & copy... Rye?"
Merrie: "whatever you say."
Room Service: "Tanjooberrymutts."
Merrie: "You're welcome"
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Iam Lack, Toast & Tolerant
Das ist schmutzig, falsch und moralisch höchst verwerflich....ok bin dabei!