Materialistisch ?

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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit<br>the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene,<br>the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.<br>"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined. "You<br>lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick," retorted the officer.<br>"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that<br>your left arm was ripped off!" "Oh my gosh...", replied the lawyer, finally<br>noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was. "Where's my<br>Rolex???!!!!"<br><br>LG<br> <p>Written by<table border="0" width="513"><tr><td width="56"><b>RL</b></td><td width="82">Michael</td><td width="79"></td><td width="270"><a href="mailto:Tidoc@chello.at">Tidoc@chello.at</a>