you might be a shadowknight ...

[Minyatur Laurelin]

The 'Corpse Run' is just another job
You've reduced downtime by 'tapping' another groups mob
You've gotten revenge on a mob that killed you due to bad faction. (i.e. Sarge Slate)
You always feel like the most INTelligent melee class.
You've tested lifetaps and Harmtouch with focus items
You almost never refuse a duel
You almost never get offered a duel
You know the Disease Cloud trick...
Ever since level 30, you've never been afraid to explore.
They never let you tank, but when you do, they never let you stop!
You've taken some STRength from a_moss_snake and ran away
You get a guilty pleasure from stealing aggro from just about anyone
You enjoy having a backpack full of big swords.
The darker the armor, the better.
You hate when others complain about 'faction problems'
You have spells that cause extreme aggro and have NO effect on the mob... and you LOVE it
You're considered "the poor man's necro"
You always conjure a green-con pet, but you love him anyway.
The only reason you don't like Necros in your group is because all your DoTs get overwritten
You continue to calmly chat with the monk and necro when you hear TRAIN!
You find yourself in a fit of panic when you 'fall to the ground' after hearing TRAIN!
You see an Erudite with a sword and wonder, friend or foe?
Paladins are great to pair with... but you just won't do it.
You get pissed when they make the Ranger pull instead of you
Cannibalistic food is fun to eat in groups
You've always wanted to make an evil only guild
You've always wondered what a massive gathering of Harmtouches could take down
You utterlydespise Gnomes, even if you are one...
You've ever cast an aggro spell on that smartass Wizard in-group.
You hit a MOB for 300 damage with a single hit...and complain of a low hit.
You self-buff 8 buffs, and then have to recast 5 of them within 3 minutes.
Your taunt skill is less than 50 at level 65.
You have every single melee weapon skill at it's level cap and you still can't decide which weapon to use.

...if you still find Damage I focus useful at 51.
...if you tend to go OOM before the wizard does.
...if you learned to pull with "stupid pet tricks"
...if you look at newbie mobs as "heal spells with legs" and "buffing dummies".
...if you're at 16 HP Feigned on the ground and say "Could have done that better,try for 1 next time."
...if nobody kill-steals you. Twice.