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Atlanta School Board<br><br>"Hickphonics," is a language to be taught in all Southern schools. <br>Here are excerpts from the Hickphonics/English dictionary:<br><br><br><br>HEIDI -- noun. Greeting.<br><br>HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi. Hire yew."<br><br>BARD -- verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My <br>brother bard my pickup truck."<br><br>JAWJUH -- noun. A state just north of Florida. Capital is Hot-lanta. <br>Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."<br><br>MUNTS -- noun. A calendar division.<br>Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd <br>from him in munts."<br><br>IGNERT -- adjective. Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage: "Them <br>N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"<br><br>RANCH -- noun. A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I think I <br>left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh <br>bard a few munts ago."<br><br>ALL -- noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my <br>brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."<br><br>FAR -- noun. A conflagration.<br>Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup <br>truck, that things gonna catch far."<br><br><br><br>BAHS -- noun. A supervisor.<br>Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back <br>to work (or studying), your bahs is gonna far you!"<br><br>TAR -- noun. A rubber wheel.<br>Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat <br>tar in my pickup truck."<br><br>TIRE -- noun. A tall monument.<br>Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see <br>that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."<br><br>RETARD -- Verb. To stop working.<br>Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."<br><br>TARRED -- adverb. Exhausted.<br>Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."<br><br>FAT -- noun, verb. 1. a battle or combat. 2. to engage in battle or combat.<br><br>ARE -- pronoun. Possessive case of we used as a predicate adjective.<br><br>RATS -- noun. Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners are <br>willin' to fat for are rats."<br><br>FARN -- adjective. Not local.<br>Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed... must be from some farn country."<br><br>DID -- adjective. Not alive.<br>Usage: "He's did, Jim."<br><br>EAR -- noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: <br>"He cain't breath ... give 'im some ear!"<br><br><br><br>BOB WAR -- noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from <br>that bob war fence."<br><br>JEW HERE -- Noun and verb contraction. <br>Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob <br>war fence cump'ny?"<br><br>HAZE -- a contraction.<br>Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah... haze ignert." <br><br>SEED -- verb, past tense.<br><br>VIEW -- contraction: verb and pronoun.<br>Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City... view?" <br><br>HEAVY DEW -- phrase. A request for action. Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me <br>a favor?" <br><br>GUMMIT -- noun. A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gummit boys <br>shore are ignert."<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>LG<br> <p>written by<BR>Tidoc Linoque (EQ)<BR>Fydoor Linoque (EQ)<BR>Codit Corpseraider (EQ)<BR>Arztim Dienst (EQ)<BR>Sir Tidoc (UO)<BR>Michael Stowasser(RL)</p><i></i>