Sex in EverQuest

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You are currently awful at sex. <br>Harry Scruffnuts says, "Greetings Youngblood. Want to train in sex?" <br>Your skin turns hard as wood.<br>You have learned the basics of sex. <br>Harry Scruffnuts says, "Go Youngblood, and use your skills wisely." <br>Try having sex with something other than yourself, it's more productive.<br>Boner auctions, "wtb sex. offering 20 pp. give /t" <br>You must first target the creature you wish to have sex with. <br>That creature is to far away to have sex.<br>Bambi Wonderlumps regards you indifferently -- looks like an even fight. <br>Youngblood bows before Bambi in humility and reverance.<br>Bambi giggles at Youngblood.<br>Bambi Wonderlumps resists your sex! <br>Bambi Wonderlumps is looking at your equipment.<br>Youngblood is interested in making a trade.<br>Bambi Wonderlumps has joined the group. <br>Your skin turns hard as stone.<br>Your sex fizzles! <br>Your sex fizzles! <br>Your sex fizzles! <br>You have successfully had sex! <br>You feel much better. <br>You have gotten better at sex! (1) <br>Your faction with Bambi Wonderlumps has gotten better.<br>Your faction with Bambi Wonderlump's father has gotten worse.<br>Boner auctions, "Ok! 30 pp for sex! Please gimme a tell!" <br>It will take about 30 seconds to prepare your camp. <br>You have entered the Plains of Norath.<br>You have formed the group.<br>Your sex fizzles! <br>Your sex fizzles! <br>You have successfully had sex!<br>You haven't recovered yet...<br>You have successfully had sex!<br>You have gotten better at sex! (2)<br>You feel much better. <br>You have combined 2 things together to create something new! <br>There is no place to put that a baby in your inventory.<br>Your baby falls to the ground. <br>That baby cannot be dropped, traded, or sold. <br>You are now encumbered. <br>Your baby is hungry and low on milk. <br>Sneed Galloway says, "I will give you absolutely nothing for that a baby." <br>Necrocaster auctions, "WTB med to high quality baby for evil sacrifice quest." <br>Youngblood is interested in making a trade.<br>Bambi tells you, "I'm busy right now."<br>Bambi tells you, "I'm busy right now."<br>Bambi Wonderlumps tells you, "Not tonight, dear. I have a headache." <br>Boner shouts, "somebody have sex with me! name your price!!!!" <br>Snyde says out of character, "try the troll camp, boner!" <br>It will take about 30 seconds to prepare your camp.<br>Your meditation is interrupted!<br>Bambi Wonderlumps tells you, "It's your turn to change the baby, dear."<br>You lack the experience to change that diaper!<br>You lack the experience to change that diaper!<br>You cannot put that baby in a container. <br>You lack the experience to change that diaper!<br>You have become better at changing diapers! (1) <br>It will take about 30 seconds to prepare your camp.<br>Your meditation is interrupted!<br>Are you sure you want to destroy that a baby? <br>You have destroyed the item you were holding.<br>It will take about 30 seconds to prepare your camp. <br>You have entered the Plains of Norath.<br>Exxxotic tells you, "Hiya big boy. hunt around here often?"<br>You are inspecting Exxxotic.<br>Exxxotic regards you amiably -- you would probably win this fight.<br>Exxxotic is looking at your equipment.<br>Exxxotic grabs hold of Youngblood and begins to dance with it.<br>Your skin turns hard as steel.<br>Youngblood is interested in making a trade.<br>Exxxotic invites you to join a group.<br>You are currently in another group.<br>Only your leader may invite someone to join the group.<br>Bambi Wonderlumps tells you, "excuse me? who the fygc is this?"<br>Bambi Wonderlumps glares at you threateningly -- what would you like your tombstone to say?<br>You taunt a Bambi to ignore others and start attacking you!<br>A Bambi slaps YOU for 82 points of damage!<br>You try to hit a Bambi, but a Bambi dodges!<br>A Bambi slaps YOU for 87 points of damage!<br>You try to hit a Bambi, but a Bambi parries!<br>A Bambi kicks YOU for 76 points of damage!<br>You begin to cast a spell.<br>A Bambi punches YOU for 105 points of damage!<br>Your casting is interrupted!<br>You cannot attack while you are stunned!<br>A Bambi head butts YOU for 120 points of damage!<br>You shout, "Pissed off girlfriend to zone! Run for your lives!"<br>A Bambi scores a critical hit! (205)<br>A Bambi knees YOU in the groin for 205 points of damage!<br>You have been slain by a Bambi Wonderlumps. Returning to home point.<br>LOADING, PLEASE WAIT... <br>You have entered the Plains of Norath.<br>Bambi Wonderlumps has disbanded from the group. <br>Try having sex with something other than yourself, it's more productive.<br>You told Exxxotic, "Hey baby. You still want to get together?"<br>Exxxotic tells you, "Sorry. I've found a real man."<br>Boner tells you, "hehehe =)"<br>You shout, "AAARGH!!!"<br>It will take about 30 seconds to prepare your camp. <br>Are you sure you want to delete Youngblood?<br>WELCOME TO CREATE A NEW CHARACTER SCREEN...<br><br> <p></p><i></i>