Wie US-Aussenpolitik entsteht ...

[Fanorn]

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)<br><br>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?<br><br>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.<br><br>George: Great. Lay it on me.<br><br>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.<br><br>George: That's what I want to know.<br><br>Condi: That's what I'm telling you.<br><br>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?<br><br>Condi: Yes.<br><br>George: I mean the fellow's name.<br><br>Condi: Hu.<br><br>George: The guy in China.<br><br>Condi: Hu.<br><br>George: The new leader of China.<br><br>Condi: Hu.<br><br>George: The Chinaman!<br><br>Condi: Hu is leading China.<br><br>George: Now whaddya' asking me for?<br><br>Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.<br><br>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?<br><br>Condi: That's the man's name.<br><br>George: That's who's name?<br><br>Condi: Yes.<br><br>George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?<br><br>Condi: Yes, sir.<br><br>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.<br><br>Condi: That's correct.<br><br>George: Then who is in China?<br><br>Condi: Yes, sir.<br><br>George: Yassir is in China?<br><br>Condi: No, sir.<br><br>George: Then who is?<br><br>Condi: Yes, sir.<br><br>George: Yassir?<br><br>Condi: No, sir.<br><br>George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.<br><br>Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.<br><br>Condi: Kofi?<br><br>George: No, thanks.<br><br>Condi: You want Kofi?<br><br>George: No.<br><br>Condi: You don't want Kofi.<br><br>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.<br><br>Condi: Yes, sir.<br><br>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.<br><br>Condi: Kofi?<br><br>George: Milk! Will you please make the call?<br><br>Condi: And call who?<br><br>George: Who is the guy at the U.N?<br><br>Condi: Hu is the guy in China.<br><br>George: Will you stay out of China?!<br><br>Condi: Yes, sir.<br><br>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.<br><br>Condi: Kofi.<br><br>George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.<br><br>(Condi picks up the phone.)<br><br>Condi: Rice, here.<br><br>George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. May be we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?<br><br> <p><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:blue;font-family:Arial;"> Aangelus, Aanku</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=417237" target="top">Aangelus @ Megelo</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:xx-small;">Chain-mail isn't much defence against an arrow. It certainly isn't when the arrow is being aimed between your eyes. <br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>(Terry Pratchett)</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></p><i></i>

[netcrocodile]

hahah huhuhu hihihi<br><br>Leider habe ich oft das Gefühl das in den USA wirklich so zu get und Entscheidungen auf Grund solcher Dialoge gefällt werden.<br> <p>Written by<br>NetCrocodile~Heinz~Aadyena~Samantha</p><i></i>

[PomMacao]

rofl<br>lange nicht so gelacht<br> <p>Written by RL Jens<br><br>UO Macao De Morgan<br>EQ Sinirf<br><br>Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup</p><i></i>

[Sanyarin]

rofl ... genial <p></p><i></i>