Offensichtliche Antworten...?

[Chili]

The Answer Is Obvious . . .

Here are some real brain-puzzling questions for you, in the grand tradition of "Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?" But be warned--the answers might not be as obvious as you think!

Q. How many cubic feet of dirt are there in a hole measuring 3 feet wide by 4 feet long by 5 feet deep?
A. None; there is no dirt in a hole.

Q. Where was Queen Cleopatra's temple?
A. On the side of her head.

Q. How many marbles can you put into an empty bag?
A. One; after that the bag is no longer empty.

Q. How long will a seven-day grandfather clock run without winding?
A. Without winding, it won't run at all.

Q. Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?
A. There are more of them.

Q. How far can a dog run into a forest?
A. Half-way; the rest of the way he's running out.

Q. What was the highest mountain in the world before Mount Everest was discovered?
A. It's always been Mount Everest.

Q. Where are the kings and queens of England crowned?
A. On their heads.

Q. Some months have 30 days and some have 31 days. How many have 28 days?
A. All of them.

Q. How many times can you take 3 from 25?
A. Once.

Q. A Buddhist living in England cannot be buried on church grounds even if he converts to Christianity. Why not?
A. You don't bury living people.

Q. If two is company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?
A. Nine.

Q. If you take two apples from five apples, how many do you have?
A. Two.

Q. If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, a newspaper, and some kindling wood, what would you light first?
A. The match.

Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the ark?
A. None; it was Noah who built the ark.

Q. If a red house is made of red wood and a white house is made of white wood, what is a green house made of?
A. Glass.

Q. What do Kermit the Frog and Atilla the Hun have in common?
A. Their middle name.

Q. What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
A. A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Q. Is it legal to marry your widow's sister?
A. It's impossible; if your wife is a widow, you're dead!

[Thuloom]

Hmmm nach allem was ich über MPU gehört habe würde ich sagen die Fragen stammen aus einer .....