Worms

[Dunkelzahn]

Subject: Science Class --J G

Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into separate jars.
The first worm was put in a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day,these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol--dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke--dead.
The third worm in sperm--dead.
The fourth worm in soil--alive.

The Science teacher then asked the class, "What can you learn from this experiment ? "
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said, " As long as you drink,smoke and have sex,you won't ever have worms ! "

[Elrusion Startail]

Dann gleich mal darum kümmern, dass wir keine Würmer bekommen !!

[Atheaor Traumtaenzer]

hihi der ist gut tja nur was mach dich da mit dem rauchen. bin doch schon ewiger nichtraucher... mist

ich werd sterben........

[Thuloom]

Naa nicht gleich sterben .... bekommst halt paar Würmer die brauchen schon ein paar Tage bis sie dich weggefuttert haben ....

[Keltania]

Hihi ... ich brech gleich ab vor lachen!