Wizards do it really hard,
but they're finished just as fast,
and clerics do it with a yaulp,
a whimper and a gasp.
Warriors insist on dirty-talk
with taunting and much abuse,
while bard tongue wags in song
when it might be put to better use.
Enchanters, though charming,
would rather do it with your mind
and rogues insist on using pointy things,
preferably from behind.
SKs do it with a touch,
but only once a day
and necros do it with the dead
to our general dismay.
Monks do it with hands and feet
flailing all about,
while pallies try to lay their hands
on their squires and their mounts.
Shammies do it really slow
but rarely in human form,
and druids insist on groups of four
or at least that seems the norm.
Rangers do a bit of everything,
often with whip in hand
and beastlords title will have to say it all
or so discretion demands.
Mages simply view this crowd
and say with some regret:
"to hell with that,
I'll just do it with my pet!"
-anon
