Protectors of Moonglow

//Dear future me. Please forgive me.
//I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.

// drunk, fix later

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

try {

}
catch (SQLException ex) {
// Basically, without saying too much, you're screwed. Royally and totally.
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
//If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}