Protectors of Moonglow

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,<br>trying to decide who was the one in charge.<br><br>"I should be in charge, "said the brain, "because<br>I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing<br>would happen".<br><br>I should be in charge" said the blood, "because<br>I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all<br>waste away."<br><br>"I should be in charge, " said the stomach,"<br>because I process food and give all of you energy."<br><br>"I should be in charge" said the legs, "because<br>I carry the body wherever it needs to go."<br><br>"I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because<br>I allow the body to see where it goes."<br><br>"I should be in charge, "said the rectum,<br>"Because I'm responsible for waste removal."<br><br>All the other body parts laughed at the rectum<br>and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.<br><br>Within a few days, the brain had a terrible<br>headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got<br>wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood was toxic.<br><br>They all decided that the rectum should be<br>the boss.<br><br>The Moral of the story?<br>The @#%$ is usually in charge.<br> <p>written by<BR>Tidoc Linoque (EQ)<BR>Fydoor Linoque (EQ)<BR>Codit Corpseraider (EQ)<BR>Arztim Dienst (EQ)<BR>Sir Tidoc (UO)<BR>Michael Stowasser(RL)<BR>"The Truth is out there. But it ain't in the documentation"</p><i></i>