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Kiss and Slap<br>--------------<br><br>A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed<br>through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no<br>place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from<br>a young woman and her grandmother.<br><br>After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young<br>tech are interested in each other, because they are giving each<br>other looks.<br><br>Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There<br>is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the<br>train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying<br>a word.<br><br>The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash for<br>that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she<br>slapped him."<br><br>The General manager is setting there thinking, "I didn't know<br>the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure<br>wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!"<br><br>The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the guy<br>kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"<br><br>The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face.<br>He thought to himself, "Life is good. How often does a guy<br>have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his General<br>manager all at the same time!"<br><br>LG<br> <p>Written by<table border="0" width="513"><tr><td width="56"><b>RL</b></td><td width="82">Michael</td><td width="79"></td><td width="270"><a href="mailto:Tidoc@chello.at">Tidoc@chello.at</a>