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Three old women are talking about their aches, pains and bodily<br>dysfunctions.<br><br>One seventy-five year old woman says, "I have this problem. I wake up every<br>morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."<br><br>An eighty year old woman says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I<br>sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel<br>movement."<br><br>The ninety year old woman says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I<br>crap like a cow."<br><br>"So what's your problem?" asked the others.<br><br>"I don't wake up until nine."<br> <p>Written by<table border="0" width="513"><tr><td width="56"><b>RL</b></td><td width="82">Michael</td><td width="79"></td><td width="270"><a href="mailto:Tidoc@chello.at">Tidoc@chello.at</a>