Protectors of Moonglow

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a<br>bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to<br>talk.<br><br>MAN: "Hello"<br><br>WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"<br><br>MAN: "Yes."<br><br>WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. Can<br>I buy it?"<br><br>MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."<br><br>WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I<br>saw one I really liked."<br><br>MAN: How much?"<br><br>WOMAN: $60,000.<br><br>MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options."<br><br>WOMAN: "Great! One more thing. ... The house we wanted last year is back on<br>the market. They're only asking $450,000."<br><br>MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer $420,000."<br><br>WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"<br><br>MAN: "Bye, I love you too."<br><br>The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment<br><br>Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" <p>Written by<table border="0" width="513"><tr><td width="56"><b>RL</b></td><td width="82">Michael</td><td width="79"></td><td width="270"><a href="mailto:Tidoc@chello.at">Tidoc@chello.at</a>