100%
Verfasst: Mo 08 Sep, 2003 09:39> This sounds about right:
> Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ?
> We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
> How about achieving 103%?
> Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
> What makes life 100% ?
>
> If:
> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> is represented as:
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
>
> Then:
> H A R D W O R K
> 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
>
> K N O W L E D G E
> 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
>
> But,
> A T T I T U D E
> 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
>
> And,
> B U L L S H I T
> 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
>
> So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
> attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
>
> And look how far ass kissing will take you.
>
> A S S K I S S I N G
> 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7= 127 %
>
> HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ?
> We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
> How about achieving 103%?
> Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
> What makes life 100% ?
>
> If:
> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> is represented as:
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
>
> Then:
> H A R D W O R K
> 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
>
> K N O W L E D G E
> 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
>
> But,
> A T T I T U D E
> 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
>
> And,
> B U L L S H I T
> 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
>
> So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
> attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
>
> And look how far ass kissing will take you.
>
> A S S K I S S I N G
> 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7= 127 %
>
> HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
