Why can't I log on? This game is always crashing. It's a pile of dung beetles. I can't believe they don't maintain some kind of server stability. My goodness, is it too much to ask to keep the servers up.
If the servers are not up in 13.2 seconds, I will cancel all 900 of my accounts, set fire to my CDs, and move to the MMORPG du jour, and I'm never ever coming back.
I demand a refund for the 0.5% of the time that EQ has been unavailable to me this month, or I'm going to start a class action lawsuit, and sue everyone who ever worked at Sony, SOE or Verant.
Did I miss anything?
Und da soll noch einer sagen, die Leute da drüben wären völlig humorlos
