WoS is coming to your Pc soon ...

[madtom]

FIRST... Hordes of zombified FROGS ATE your BRAINS in Guk...
THEN... TRAINS of DROVLARGS mauled your CORPSE in Karnors at the ZONE LINE...
LAST YEAR... That dips--t RANGER trained 15 STORM GIANTS on your ASS in BOT...

But NOTHING could prepare you for the true HORROR that is


- W A L L - O F - S L A U G H T E R -
( -- presented in TRAIN-O-VISION(tm) -- )


TREMOR in YOUR BOOTS as GIANT TRAINS of MONSTERS assualt the zone line!
GNASH YOUR TEETH in FURY as the named NPC is stolen from you AGAIN by FREAKING FARMERS!
COVER YOUR EARS as screaming ARGUMENTS, CHILDISHNESS, and STUPIDITY clog /ooc and /shout.

Starring:


THE BEASTLORD who doesn't KNOW how he manages to solo EVERYTHING
THE MONK who doesn't understand what OOM means
The Battle CLERIC
THE DRUID who's been LFG since TUESDAY
THE WARRIOR who couldn't keep agro on a LEASH
THE ENCHANTER who can only mez ONE
THE RANGER'S CORPSE
THE NECROMANCER saving your ass by AGRO KITING yet AGAIN
THE SHADOWKNIGHT and PALADIN who can't TANK CRAP
THE MAGICIAN who wants to tank EVERYTHING
The bits of WIZARD who thought they could QUAD-KITE named MONSTERS
THE ROGUE that still stinks like FROG ASS
THE SHAMAN who KNOWS he can SOLO anything in the ZONE
THE BERSERKER who's still trying to FIGURE out what he's supposed to DO

and

THE BARD as Mr. Macro

An SOE Everquest(tm) Expansion - Directed by ABSOR - Produced by ROBERT PFISTER - Originally Created by BRAD and CO. - Nerfed to hell and back by ABASHI - Best Boy SHAWN LORD A.K.A BRENLO - Special Thanks to FUROR for all his WHINING and CRYING

This zone has been rated [ R ] (retarded) by the MPAA (moron players around antonnica)



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The less-organized group of 'casual' monkies are left wondering what's wrong. The levers are now so difficult to push, they're left eating the crumbs of old cookies and whatever comes flying across the room. The only time a Jolly Rancher comes their way, it's already covered in spit and monkey-hair. They're hungry. And their teeth hurt. They need their vitamins and some sweet monkey lovin', but the stench from the 'hard-core' side of the lab makes it difficult to get romantic.

Good God, won't somone give the casual monkies some dental floss?!