wieder was zum lachen

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A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of<br>him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and<br>jeans.<br>Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or<br>not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"<br>The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of Noo Yawk City."<br>Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxidriver, "Take<br>this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."<br>The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the<br>minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of<br>Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years."<br>Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton<br>robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."<br>"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi driver and he gets<br>a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"<br>"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people<br>slept; while he drove, people prayed."<br><br> <p>Written by<table border="0" width="513"><tr><td width="56"><b>RL</b></td><td width="82">Michael</td><td width="79"></td><td width="270"><a href="mailto:Tidoc@chello.at">Tidoc@chello.at</a>