Die Wahrheit über Frauen....

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Die Wahrheit über Frauen....

Beitragvon Naglafarn » Mi 18 Sep, 2002 09:48

A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go to choose from among many men to be her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.<br><br>There was, however, a catch. Once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to exit the building.<br><br>So, a couple of girlfriends go to the shopping center to find husbands. On the first floor the sign on the door said "These men have jobs and love kids."<br><br>The women read the sign and said "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they go.<br><br>The second floor sign said "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." !Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?"<br><br>The third floor sign read "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."<br><br>"Wow," say the women, "very tempting." BUT, there's more further up! And so again, they go up.<br><br>On the fourth floor the sign read "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong<br>romantic streak."<br><br>Oh, mercy me. But just think . . . what must be awaiting us further on?<br><br>So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day." <p><table border="0" width="513"> <tr> <td width="90"><b>written by</b></td> </tr><tr> <td width="90"><b>RealLife</b></td> <td width="150">Andreas </td><td width="100">Blaues Nichts</td><td width="270"><a href="mailto:ak@tark-online.de">ak@tark-online.de</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="90"><b>EverQuest</b></td> <td width="150">Nagul (Shadowknight)</td> <td width="100">Naglafeern(Mage)</td> <td width="270"> </td> </tr><td width="90"><b>UltimaOnline</b></td> <td width="150">Naglafarn(Schneider)</td> <td width="100"></td> </tr></table></p><i></i>
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