von Chili » Sa 10 Mai, 2008 09:11
Ich weiß nicht ob ihr den Zahnarzt aus dem "Little Shop of Horror" kennt. Erinnert mich irgendwie an Bonifaz...
Hier das Lied des Dentist:
When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,
I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in it's head.
That's when my momma said...
(What did she say?)
She said my boy I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay...
You'll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist.
People will pay you to be inhumane!
You're temperment's wrong for the priesthood,
And teaching would suit you still less.
Son, be a dentist.
You'll be a success.
'Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque.'
'Watch him suck up that gas. Oh My God!'
'He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good.'
'Who wants their teeth done by the Marqui DeSade?'
'Oh, that hurts! Wait! I'm not numb!'
'Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! Here I Come!'
I am your dentist.
And I enjoy the career that I picked.
I'm your dentist.
And I get off on the pain I inflict!
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid.
It's swell, though then tell me I'm mal-adjusted.
And though it may cause my patients distress.
Somewhere...Somewhere in heaven above me...
I know...I know that my momma's proud of me.
'Oh, Momma...'
'Cause I'm a dentist...
And a success!
'Say ahh...'
'Say AHhhh...'
'Say AAARRRHHHH!!!'
'Now Spit!'
Behind every great Mage, sits a Priest, out of Mana...
I love my Guildies, until they talk...
Das einzige was einen guten Mage aufhält:
StGB SS328 Absatz 2.3: Mit Freiheitsstrafe bis zu fünf Jahren oder mit Geldstrafe wird bestraft, wer eine nukleare Explosion verursacht